Nice job addressing the community’s complaints, WG.
Dear Paulie P,
When I left you in charge of the Ironclad lot so I could supervise the production of these once in a lifetime “Black Edition” tanks, I thought to myself “There’s no way he could screw this up!” Things were actually looking pretty good. Discounts were a bit stingy on the daily deals but they sold surprisingly well. Pretty good staff you got working for you there.
Then, I wake up this morning to an inbox full of complaints all about the “Black Edition” tanks that I’ve been working so hard on. You call those deals?! Did you fail out of kindergarten math? On top of it all, it’s Black Friday and supposed to be the biggest sales of the year!
I got thousands of these Black tanks on the way to the lot right now — THOUSANDS! You and the team need to get to fixing this, NOW. So, here’s what you’re going to do, increase the discounts!
- Back in Black Mega Bundle: 35% Off
- Back in Black Ultimate Bundle: 30% Off
- Back in Black Duo (I, II, III) Bundles: 20% Off
- Individual Black Edition Tank Bundles: 15% Off
You and the team need to get the word out. And before you ask, I don’t care if some of them are better deals than the normal tanks. Don’t forget to mention these Black Edition tanks earn 75% more Tank XP per battle.
DON’T SCREW THIS ONE UP!
The Big Boss,